Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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