Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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