i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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