He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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