why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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