no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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