So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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