some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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