i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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