Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
operation harelip BJ is a go
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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