After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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