I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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