I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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