Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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