soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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