Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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