Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
it hurts more in the daytime
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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