best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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