Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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