Is it normal to miss your booty call?
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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