I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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