Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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