I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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