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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.