i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.