i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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