I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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