yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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