We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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