1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
wow bdsm is so cute
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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