White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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