Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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