Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
if only i could text you this smell
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You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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