I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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