Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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