I'm gonna have a badass scar
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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