I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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