She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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