I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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