This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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