you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Randomize
