I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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