I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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