You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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