new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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