Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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