we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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