Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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