thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You are the jesus of drinking
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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