oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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