I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Randomize
