what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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